1) Walter Pangbourne (Dennis Stallard) arrives looking for Linda but finds Alistair (Steve Williams) in Mr Markham's pyjamas
2) Joanna Markham (Siân Major) introduces 'Mr Markham' to Miss Smythe (Brenda Slaughter)
3) Philip Markham (Phil Davies) returns to find Alistair in his own bed, in his own pyjamas and with his wife
4) Henry Lodge (Ian Jones) returns to find 'Miss Smythe' (Anna Constantinou as Miss Wilkinson) doing business with 'Mr Lodge'
5) The three 'Mr Markhams' answer to Miss Smythe
6) As Henry tries to sign the deal with Miss Smythe, 'Phillips' tries to find the key to the bedroom
7) A confused Linda Lodge (Karen Claridge) is quickly thrown into the role of 'Miss Hauser'
8) Now Sylvie (Menna Davies) has had enough and is leaving...
9) ...to take Alistair for walkies.